Saturday, December 13, 2014

Jack: the paradox.

Paradox [par-uh-doks]:(noun)any person, thing, or situation exhibiting an apparently contradictory nature. (Dictionary.com)

                  It has been said, that Jack is a walking contradiction, a paradox if you will. This theory is very easy to prove. You could talk about how he is a giant yet is half the size of an average dog, or how he is smart but oh so every stupid. Or, you could talk about the morals of the dog, how he is innocent but devilish. A writer could expand on these inferences and make a good length interesting paper. But I the master of this paper will do the much harder task of convincing you all that Jack Is a completely average dog.
                There is no chance of convincing you that Jack is not in any way particular. We have seen do impressive things. We have seen jack do things that most dogs struggle to do. We have seen Jack run through snow inches taller than he is; we were with him when his master gave him foods to see what the reaction would be. And you know that Jack is capable of doing all sorts of weird things.
                I have quoted this before, but the message is still relevant “A person is a person no matter how small” (Dr. Seuss). All things on this earth are different; some things have stronger differences than others. Some creatures are small while others are tall. Some are slow, some aren’t. From an evolutionary standpoint we are all completely random conglomerates of matter. From a religious view, we are all formed in a very precise image. But I am not here to talk about the current debates of the world. I am here to talk about Jack, and the dogs.
       An average dog is 67-70 centimeters tall, and 95-100cm long (Monroe).  Jack may not be within the stereotypical size range, but he doesn’t care. In fact the only thing that is bothered by jacks unique physique, are humans. All of the true friends that Jack has adore the dimensions that the dog has.  As I have posted about before, Jack is a very popular dog. Jack has no problem making friends.
                The way that most dogs make friends is different than the way that humans make friends. But there are a few things that both man and dog care about: both man and dog care about attitude, and smell (Johnson). Firstly though, let’s talk about attitude, no one wants to be around you when you are being annoying (this holds true to both species). But for dogs, they mostly care if the other being has similar play patterns. Secondly we come to the topic of smell: smell has different effects on the various beings. For humans, we mostly avoid malodorous things. While with dogs, they openly embrace the scents of the world. Dogs use the sense of scents to see if they are similar to the creature that they are around. This is the reason that dogs get close and smell the lower region of the body.
                But why does any of this matter, so far I have told you that jack is a strange dog. I have told you the average measurements of the species, and that jack does not fit in the projected requirements of a dog. And I have reminded you that a person is a person despite their size. And I told you the way that dogs make friends.
                Jack is regarded as “weird”; if he was a human he could be considered a prodigy. Humans have accepted the fact that we are “weird”, but we have a stereotype for an ideal dog. Dogs are not usually considered as weird, they are either normal or not. We have seen Jack do remarkable things, things that an average dog can’t do. And for this he is considered weird. But he is only weird amongst humans and cats, to all other creatures he is likened unto a god. He is this unlikely creature who came from unknown descent. He came to brighten their day and lead them into a promised land (Jack lead the great purge of 1812(actually he just lead him and his mates from the big dog park to the small dog park, he lead them down the park, through the gate (which he opened) to attack the little dogs)). Although Jack is a remarkable being, you stereotypical beasts will never let him be anything but weird.

Dictionary.com. Dictionary.com. Web. 16 Dec. 2014. <http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/paradox?s=t>.
Monroe, Byron. "Dog Breed Size Chart." Dog Breed Size Chart. 7 Feb. 2012. Web. 16 Dec. 2014. <http://www.dogsindepth.com/dog_breed_size_chart.html>.
Johnson, Jane. "How Dogs Learn, How Dogs Think." Shiba Shake. Web. 16 Dec. 2014. <http://shibashake.com/dog/how-dogs-learn-how-dogs-think>.

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